Drug Discovery Enthusiast Prints

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Alexander Fleming

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Meds Toast

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

La Tour 2007.

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'