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Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"...and these are the best for treating anxiety about Trump cracking down on legalized marijuana..."

A street salesman selling winkles.

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'Dad misses his old Mod scootering days.'

"I think i saw a ghost, Dude. It was wearing Booooooots." "Was it, like, a male ghost, or did it have Booooobs?" High comedy,

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

Why Leave Home?

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

Planties

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

Decriminalization of Cannabis.

"Was it locally grown?"

Ravers.

Obama and the Legalization of Cannabis.

'Can I have your autograph?...'

A conversation between two street urchins.

"I've got to learn to relax less."

Big Bong Theory

'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'

Sorry, Lady. We allready got someone that cleans up the place.