Medication Aficionado Gifts

'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'

Be Healthy

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Fitness guru.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Medical Examinations.

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

A tessellation of running figures.

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Meds Toast

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'