Medication Aficionado Gifts

'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'

Be Healthy

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Fitness guru.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Medical Examinations.

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

A tessellation of running figures.

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Meds Toast

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'