Medication Admirer Gifts

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Meds Toast

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

"I might suggest Ritalin."

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'