Therapy Admirer Gifts

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Everybody loves Raymond, but what about ME?'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Couples' therapy

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

bird interprets modern art

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

X-ray Psychology.

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I hate Mondays.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'We have three minutes left.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'