Prohibition Aficionado Gifts

Sorry, Lady. We allready got someone that cleans up the place.

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"They grow up so fast."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."