Prohibition Aficionado Prints

Sorry, Lady. We allready got someone that cleans up the place.

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The Elliot Ness monster.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Shaken not stirred

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."