Alcohol Aficionado Gifts

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

'We had a lot to drink last night.'

"...and this is Sister Tia Maria"

"Medical Wine."

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Working at a brewery.

Husband's drunkard excuse

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

Alcohol

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

Drunk man walking St Bernard dog with alcohol barrel round its neck.

'This is our most efficient inhibition blocker. It's 99% alcohol.'

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'Henderson, I'm afraid you're working too hard.'

'You read the papers...how many units are there in a bowl of milk?'

"Now, I'll be back in an hour dear." - Ikeeah's bottle room, always very popular.

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

Drunk woman in front of poster - Drink as much as you can't

Martini Lovers

"I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!"

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Men drinking

Boy found drinking by a policeman

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

'This makes three quarters in a row that our earnings estimates have been wrong. What do you say we go out and get fully diluted?'

"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"

"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."

"Drinking is just part of what I do."

"I think he was supposed to bring a bottle."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."