Rope Climbing Adventurer Mugs

Gymnasium

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I don't believe in you!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"It's called being preemptive."

"Fight or flight?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'