Rope Climbing Adventurer Gifts

Gymnasium

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I don't believe in you!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"It's called being preemptive."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Fight or flight?"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.