Rope Climbing Gifts

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Gymnasium

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Ready Mum?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

FAQs.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Workaholic on holiday

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

"His father came from a family of climbers."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Climbing with the baby