Rock Adventurer Mugs

'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Joe Henry

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Club DJ.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Floating Dragon

Wrong Way.

The chosen few

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'We were mud wrestling.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Tedium Tours.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

Exporting - Highs and Lows