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'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Joe Henry

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Club DJ.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Wrong Way.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

The chosen few

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Floating Dragon

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Tedium Tours.

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.