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'Whew! You're a tough girl to stalk.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Skier flying past mountains

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Have you been working out?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"It's called being preemptive."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

The chosen few