Rock Scaling Adventurer Gifts

'Whew! You're a tough girl to stalk.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"It's called being preemptive."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'