Instrumental Adventurer Gifts

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Guitar Man.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Ding" "Dong"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Three people playing on the same flute.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."