Accordion Adventurer Gifts

"Well, if you get a harp in heaven I guess we should have seen this coming."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Guitar Man.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Edison invents the personal stereo

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

One-man band rehearsal.

"Ding" "Dong"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I read the audio book."

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Recording Studio

Arcarde Patrol

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'