Instrumental Adventurer Mugs

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Cycling with a harp case

Guitar Man.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Three people playing on the same flute.

Hippie Edibles Co.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cornucopia Horns.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."