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"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Vacation Bus Photo

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Hoxton map.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'