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'Mountain goats are soft.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Fly Fishing

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Extreme Bungy

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"How's the salmon?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Scotsman in the bath...

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!