Uphill Adventurer Pillows

'Mountain goats are soft.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Fly Fishing

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Extreme Bungy

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"How's the salmon?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Scotsman in the bath...

"All the celebrities come here."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Milkjet Skiing

Skier flying past mountains

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'Have you been working out?'