Mountain Adventurer Pillows

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

Guru Warranty,

Pure Adrenaline.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'You won't find a nicer view for the price they're asking!'

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Any further question,just email me...'

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Mountain rescue dog with flavoured water as opposed to brandy in barrel.

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."

Helicopter Rescues.

Happy Hour

'What, no keg of brandy anymore? Just a wine list by the glass?'

'No, you're looking for the hotel Ever-Rest. Boy, you really did get lost.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

'Sorry, man. No butting heads to show male dominance for me today. I've got a migraine.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'Either it's Nirvana, or he's passed out from lack of oxygen again.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"This is ridiculous, we've walked miles, let's get a cab."

'Now, don't quote me without permission - all this wisdom is copyrighted.'

Downhill skier collides with mountain climbers.

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

'Hi! I just moved to the next mountain - may I borrow a cup of Karma?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"Why does the sales team have to take these 'Make It To The Top' field trips?!"

'Common' Sense - Don't let it slow you down.

The Yeti Hunters

"All the celebrities come here."