Upstate Adventurer T-Shirts

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Skiing.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

First aid in mountains

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"How's the salmon?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Can I have a look at the map?

"All the celebrities come here."

"His father came from a family of climbers."