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The Gilmore Girls

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Bankside

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Remember to lash from the outside!

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Lost