Upscale Lifestyle T-Shirts

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

City Marathon.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Streets - Night

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Mr Metrosexual.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Run, Mike, Run!

It's all gravy.

Sidewalk Ballet

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Turtle Home

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Gymnast's Commute

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Urban Life.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Leaving New York

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Go Back to New York

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

Urban Gardens

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

City Hammock