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'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Walkers

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

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"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Man building a tree house

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Trainset

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Turtle Home

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Affordable housing

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

Home Ship Home

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"I'm off the grid."

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit