Off-the-grid Dreamer T-Shirts

'Do you know how much it would COST to get wi-fi out here?'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Cyrus Hornsby - Off the Grid at Last!

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Monkey-artist

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Think outside the seed.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Sunrise

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"So how did you like getting away from it all?"

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."