Off-grid Dreamer T-Shirts

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"I'm off the grid."

Monkey-artist

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

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Living off the griddle

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

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"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."