Dreamer Of Whimsical Homes T-Shirts

"Interior walls white sliced skimmed with dream topping."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Mouse real estate!

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

Home Sweet Home.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

A Bubble of Countryside.

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

"Kick ass!"

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

Repossessed Properties.

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

' You'll have to come see my weekend place in Cornwall.'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Edward Scissorhands.

'That's my loft ladder.'

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

Frontispiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Dog wallpapers cat.

"Look. Living on the Green Belt makes our home worth a lot more!"

House for Sale.

Woman Ironing Contraceptives.

'I think I've found our dreamhouse, Helen. Check out the one under the heading 'nondescript'.'