Dreamer Of Cozy Homes T-Shirts

That's the look I'd have for my place if I wasn't on the street.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

The Big Tree

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Brew?'

Urban Compost Heap.

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Thanks for house sitting!

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

Japanese Christmas.

The reason for the real estate slump.

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

John's arrival

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

"It's time to turn on the furnace, I just saw my breath."

Christmas Knocker

"Interior walls white sliced skimmed with dream topping."

"Another self-build. . ."

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

"It's perfect!"

"With house prices the way they are then the idea of a 'lifetime' mortgage makes a lot of sense."

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