Dreamer Of Comfort T-Shirts

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Monkey-artist

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

The Day Dreamer.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

The end of innocence

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

A. A. Milne

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Gene Tierney caricature

Lawrence of Suburbia

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Retro Kid.

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'