Dreamer Of Comfort T-Shirts

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Monkey-artist

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

The Day Dreamer.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

The end of innocence

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

A. A. Milne

Gene Tierney caricature

Lawrence of Suburbia

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

Retro Kid.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"