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God, I hate riding the bus. Sometimes I wish that a limo would pick me up instead. Then I lower my standards and wish for an Uber car. Then it's a cab. I now realize I'd settle for a bicycle. Bus.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Bubbly

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

What is possible and what is probable.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

My horse for a kingdom.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

To my future King.

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'It's my only indulgence.'

"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

What is possible...

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."