Dreamer Of Cozy Homes Prints

That's the look I'd have for my place if I wasn't on the street.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

The Big Tree

Fireplace Projector.

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Brew?'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Urban Compost Heap.

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

'Mongo - litter box!'

Satan in the fireplace

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

Thanks for house sitting!

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'

Japanese Christmas.

'Have you seen my hot water bottle?'

The reason for the real estate slump.

"It's time to turn on the furnace, I just saw my breath."

John's arrival

"Patti, come here! Amazon doesn't have 'drunk shopping' as an option for return reasons!!"

Christmas Knocker

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

"Interior walls white sliced skimmed with dream topping."

"Another self-build. . ."

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

"It's perfect!"

"With house prices the way they are then the idea of a 'lifetime' mortgage makes a lot of sense."