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"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Do not disturb...

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Working from Home.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

The Big Tree

Turtle Home

House hunting is cruel.

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

New Homes

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Re-home Sweet Home

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

How Sheep Sleep

'Mongo - litter box!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."