Cozy Home Seeker Pillows

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Do not disturb...

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Working from Home.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Turtle Home

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"You're stealing the blanket."

The Big Tree

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

House hunting is cruel.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

New Homes

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Join me in a cup of tea!

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Re-home Sweet Home

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

How Sheep Sleep

'Mongo - litter box!'