Upscale Home Dreamer Pillows

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Walkers

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Man building a tree house

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Trainset

Turtle Home

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Affordable housing

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

Home Ship Home

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm off the grid."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

We're looking for something with a more open floor plan.

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit