House Expansion Dreamer Pillows

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'We added on to the couch.'