House Expansion Dreamer Gifts

A women is testing her House to see if it's Pregnant with a 'Home Pregnancy Test' kit

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Realty. Remember

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Surreal war artist.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Mobile Tree Home"

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

"That's way out of my price range..."

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'