Retro Adventurer Mugs

The first lion tamer.

'Where's the voice thing that tells you when you've arrived?'

"I call it the AK-1."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Floating Dragon

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'It's an antique!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Tourist

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'