Rake Holder Gifts

Trespassers will be prosecuted. My rake! Keep off the sand. I think he's missing the point of the Zen garden.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Leaf rake - wider than space

Now we wait for the snow.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'I'm in the lead!'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Wrong Side of the Equator

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

Dog.

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

Nooooo! Fall.

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

Wrong Side of the equator.

"I really enjoyed my first day on the job, guys!"

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

God's dog

"Airedale, what's yours?"

'Ooh he's wagging his tail...I think he likes you.'

Animal Lib.

'Hello, doggie obedience school?'

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

'Always plant trees so that the prevailing wind blows the autumn leaves next door'