Stallholder Gifts

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Lovers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"Keep it open."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

Carriage sliding on ice

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

Know when to let it go.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

'How much do you think I'd get for mine?'

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

"He turns out not to be Italian – just Italianate."

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."

Unknown

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

'Not only can you pick out your own lobster, they also let you name it after either your boss or ex-spouse.'