Smallholder Gifts

'How much do you think I'd get for mine?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

SALE

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'll have the usual."

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."

Show and Tell.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Floss Street Vendor

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'Our total annual return looks better since photoshop...'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"