Little Farmer Gifts

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Show and Tell.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

Hydroponic Gardening

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

A solar powered cow.

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Happy Hens.

"This is awful! When I asked for a pony, I never thought they'd get me one!"

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

Little Chicken; "The ozone layer is disappearing! The ozone layer is disappearing!"