Stallholder Pillows

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Lovers

The commentators want to run the officials...

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Keep it open."

Horse Muzzles

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

'How much do you think I'd get for mine?'

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

Know when to let it go.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

Carriage sliding on ice

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

"He turns out not to be Italian – just Italianate."

Keep away from our Doreen.

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

'Not only can you pick out your own lobster, they also let you name it after either your boss or ex-spouse.'

"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."