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Carriage sliding on ice

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."