Stablehand Pillows

The Horse Blabberer.

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

'Last one back to the barn has to muck out the stalls!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

A pony throws its rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Well, that's show business."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

Stable boys and Scottsman

Horse Clean-up

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Drunken sailor

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Pommel Horse Poops.

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'