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Carriage sliding on ice

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."