Stableboy Prints

Stableboy for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A very young man being hired as a groom.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Stable boys and Scottsman

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Horse Muzzles

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

Carriage sliding on ice

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'