Stadium Seat Holder Pillows

The commentators want to run the officials...

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football supporters.

Football player has head instead of ball.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Football Stadium

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

A Not So Grand Slam.

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Football fans in corona times