Lace Lovers Gifts

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

Bad hair day!

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Margarita

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The Dandy

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Hang Time Fido

Melania Trump

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Biking Granny.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

Anna Wintour

"Morning!"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'